What to send to the boyfriend!

[AoD71]

I'm leaving for Basic really soon, and this thread gave some good points. I'm gonna give my parents some of these ideas, so they can send me stuff!! Right on, guys!

 

[Scott]

If it's that big, can it even be called a thong with a straight face?

Nope. Tow Strap!!

My Staff got hold of some home baked goodies that Mom shipped up....they used me for my treats.

"Excuse me Sergeant, but do you think I could have one of my Mom's cookies?"

"Fuck off Private."

 

[Scoobie Newbie]

"If you really want to know what to send your bf, what he'll really appreciate the most is nudie pics of you"

as will his section commander

 

[Docherty]

LOL

 

[Armymedic]

My Staff got hold of some home baked goodies that Mom shipped up....they used me for my treats.

"Excuse me Sergeant, but do you think I could have one of my Mom's cookies?"

"Fuck off Private."

Classic!

 

[davidk]

My Staff got hold of some home baked goodies that Mom shipped up....they used me for my treats.
"Excuse me Sergeant, but do you think I could have one of my Mom's cookies?"
"frig off Private."

At least your mother sent you something...I didn't get a single letter or package from my parents all through training. Count yourself lucky that your DS liked your mom's cookies.

 

[Old Ranger]

My Staff got hold of some home baked goodies that Mom shipped up....they used me for my treats.

"Excuse me Sergeant, but do you think I could have one of my Mom's cookies?"

"frig off Private."

There was a Corporal on my weekend Basic who always "helped himself"

Brought some Chocolate "Ex lax" cookies for a field EX, packaged from a "girlfriend"

To my delight he took them all; to my dismay, he shared them with my Sergeant"

 

[SeanPaul_031]

Um, or not...  The CF will view that as pornography, and they are VERY clear upon arrival to St. Jean not to have ANYTHING of that nature around.  Whether you've got it or not, do NOT have it at basic.  The last thing you want is to be recoursed/punted because you felt like sharing pics of the nude gf with the boys in your pod...

T

If you saw how much porn was on our floor during my BMQ it was rediculous, and not 1 person got caught, you just have to smart about certain things. And no your section commander will not be looking through your mail so if you send pics in a letter then theres no way anyone else is going to see it.
And besides, your instructors are all males, they know how it is, I dont think they really care if you have porn on the floor.

 

[Infanteer]

You should see the porn section in the Wainwright Canex.  It's a veritable library....

 

[RossF]

Two words: Compressed Air.

lol..makes that rifle that much more cleaner right before inspection.

 

[GO!!!]

Um, or not...  The CF will view that as pornography, and they are VERY clear upon arrival to St. Jean not to have ANYTHING of that nature around.  Whether you've got it or not, do NOT have it at basic.  The last thing you want is to be recoursed/punted because you felt like sharing pics of the nude gf with the boys in your pod...

T

I've never heard of anyone punted for porn.

You are flinching torlyn, (the fabrication of rules/timings due to personal opinion or lack of fortitude) - lets not forget that you will also be recoursed for getting drunk on the weekends, or fighting - and we all know that those things never happen.....

If you can provide a single credible case of a soldier being recoursed from a basic course for posession of a pornographic magazine/picture from home, I will lie naked in my backyard for an hour - and I live in Edmonton.

 

[Sig_Des]

If you can provide a single credible case of a soldier being recoursed from a basic course for posession of a pornographic magazine/picture from home, I will lie naked in my backyard for an hour - and I live in Edmonton.

Now, just for the fun of it, I want to try to find a case!

 

[NL_engineer]

We got in a bit of trouble on BMQ when the Mcpl searched everthing and did not find any. The next day he brought us some old ones.

 

[SeanPaul_031]

I actually had a Mcpl find one of my porn mags and "borrow" it for a few days

 

[saosin1]

my gf is gonan send me pics and cookies i think ... i hope