If your an idiot like me, you can do this:
Monday:
1. Put 16' Royalex Explorer (Mad River Canoe) in the N Sask River at Emily Murphy Park in Edmonton.
2. We paddle downsteam for about 25 minutes to the Low Level Bridge, and turn around. It is starting to get hot out.
3. We then spend 2 hours 35 minutes fighting the current to return upstream to our start point. At one spot, us and the current are tied, and we paddle like hell only to hold station off the same rock for ten minutes. We beach, drink a bottle of water each (very hot day), and put in again with more effort spent on route selection. We throw the canoe on the car, drinking water as we go.
4. Rtn to LP, drink about two liters of iced tea each, fall asleep in lawn chairs while my wife BBQs steaks.
5. After supper, pack up and rtn to Wainwright. Still drinking lots of water.
Tuesday:
6. After four hours sleep, get up and make wpns draw at 0530 for the BFT with OPFOR.
7. 13 km march, 100m Fireman's carry, pea gravel trench dig. Drink more water. Lots more.
8. Turn in Wpn, walk to B599 to await OCT Tm adv party. Drink water.
9. Spend day meeting busses, issuing bedding and keys. Finally get to shower at 2300. Drink more water.
Wednesday:
10. Up at 0600 - still dehydrated - drink lots of water.
11. Spend morning tiring of telling my peers I marched with OPFOR because marching with the OCT Gp would not allow me to meet the adv party in time. Changing my tune, I tell them I would rather carry some wiry OPFOR kid than some of my 'sveldt' 40-ish peers.
12. Spend rest of day defending myself to my fellow OCT Gp types, and strongly denying the hurtful rumour that I told the OPFOR guys to try not to spill any gravel out of the trenches, as that would make it easier for the follow-on shovelers from the The Crystal Cabin on P.O.W. Hill.
13. Still dehydrated from the canoe paddle on Monday...