Warning ! Attention all Men! Beware!
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Clearly, you are unfamiliar with what "CB" stands for. I for one am a huge supporter and fan of cougars and all things prowling.
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For those of you who liked Cougar #1 from Pipers picture, I submit her "prowling mate" from that night..........[ and some great looking former porn star in the middle 
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Any time you need a wing man, I'll be your Chodoboy!
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TN2IC said:
You forgot Sweetwaters. Just a regular den, that.
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zipperhead_cop said:
no thats the 20/20 ;D
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Baloo said:
Clearly, your post would be enhanced with a link to a MapQuest address map link! ;D
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I think every cabbie in Freddy and Oromocto know it sufficiently well, from local clientele. All you have to do is ask for "a strip club." Its the only one. BUT REMEMBER. Only on Thursday and Friday nights are there "women," the other nights are live bands that play on the stage...and don't touch anything there. Or talk to anyone. Make sure you don't wear Hilfiger, or anything remotely respectable, as buddy got called on it. Or if the bouncers ask if you are cops, don't acknowledge said fact. And ignore prostitution and drug deals. Otherwise, have a blast!
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Baloo said:
I wonder where most of those people come form, that get into the cab and say "nearest strip club please", a mistake only made once :skull:
joke, I know the answer ;D
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Ken's Story
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
My name is Ken. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Janet. When I took "early retirement" last year, it became necessary for Janet to get a full-time job along with her part- time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed.
Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf course about the same time she gets home from work.
Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club, so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home cooked grub when I hit that door.
She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for awhile. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too.
I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Janet. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Any men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older.
However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile.
After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.....
Signed,
Ken
EDITOR'S NOTE:
Ken died suddenly on May 27th. The police report says that he was found
with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club rammed
up his a_ _, with only 2 inches of grip showing.
His wife Janet was arrested and charged with murder; however, the
all-woman jury found her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that he
accidentally sat down on it...
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
My name is Ken. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Janet. When I took "early retirement" last year, it became necessary for Janet to get a full-time job along with her part- time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed.
Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf course about the same time she gets home from work.
Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club, so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home cooked grub when I hit that door.
She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for awhile. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too.
I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Janet. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Any men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older.
However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile.
After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.....
Signed,
Ken
EDITOR'S NOTE:
Ken died suddenly on May 27th. The police report says that he was found
with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club rammed
up his a_ _, with only 2 inches of grip showing.
His wife Janet was arrested and charged with murder; however, the
all-woman jury found her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that he
accidentally sat down on it...
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+1 niner, good defence!
I've seen that before but don't remember seeing the ending. Can't understand how a man in todays society could survive with and attitude like that. Well, maybe in Afghan
Sssh, don't let my niner read that or she'll get ideas (more) of her own.
I silently believe that she is quietly plotting my demise so she can pick up on all the moneys I'm worth dead. ;D
"A Woman is the most conniving, manipulative, backstabbing individual on the face of the earth.
YOU, are just a man" Red Green ;D
This post was made in complete jest and by no means intended to offend or harm anyone.
No animals were harmed in the making of this post.
I've seen that before but don't remember seeing the ending. Can't understand how a man in todays society could survive with and attitude like that. Well, maybe in Afghan
Sssh, don't let my niner read that or she'll get ideas (more) of her own.
I silently believe that she is quietly plotting my demise so she can pick up on all the moneys I'm worth dead. ;D
"A Woman is the most conniving, manipulative, backstabbing individual on the face of the earth.
YOU, are just a man" Red Green ;D
This post was made in complete jest and by no means intended to offend or harm anyone.
No animals were harmed in the making of this post.
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