Toughest job in Canadian Army?

[adubois]

What's the toughest, most hardcore job with the highest failrate the Canadian Army has to offer?

 

[Michael OLeary]

Why?

 

[HItorMiss]

Naval Steward!!!! Followed by the winter fighting specialist The Royal Mukluks

 

[Korus]

Ninjas.

Definitely ninjas.

 

[tlg]

I thought our commissioned pirate ninjas would be the toughest job. Or did we get rid of them?

 

[HItorMiss]

Shhhhhhhhh were not suppossed to talk about the Ninja's..... OPSEC man OPSEC!!!!!

 

[Bobbyoreo]

Well becoming a ninja was not as hard as it should have been...I did stub my toe twice...plus they never let me call home to mom. She was mad...but she got over it.

 

[HItorMiss]

For the record....

This is a dog pile now!

 

[Burrows]

Cook.

Or anyone whos tried fitting into a room with HoMs ego

 

[dapaterson]

Hmm... Naval Stewards aren't in the Army (per the title of this thread)... and Ninjas are part of CANSOFCOM, not the Army.

So I guess the toughest job in the Army must be the Army HQ G39: "Staff Officer - infliction of HQ's brilliant ideas prevention and mitigation".  You know, the one person in the HQ who's supposed to keep stupid brilliant ideas from being inflicted on the rest of the Army.


I think that career managers have left that position unfilled for years...

 

[armyvern]

Cripes,

You guys should all try being the Ninja's Librarian!!!  ;D

Or the Army Staff Officer's Librarian for that matter.

 

[Deleted member 9665]

you guys are way out.

The toughes job is the munition tester (see in your mind Bugs bunny testing ammo)

or the canonball guy....would also be a hard one....

then agian it is my opinion  :rage:

 

[career_radio-checker]

Naval Steward!!!! Followed by the winter fighting specialist The Royal Mukluks

I thought we weren't supposed to talk about the Royal Mukluks. But just to dispel any rumours or dreams, don't think you can just join up for the good ol' Mukies off the street. You need to have served at least 5 years with JTF2 before they even consider you. The training program program takes you to Alert where you are given a knife a whale boned spear and a pair of Mukluks and left for 90 days to fend for yourself. You are allowed some of your own clothing but you better be able to carry it cuz you don't get any bags. A little known fact is that Defence Minister O'Conner was a Muky' before he joined the armour corps.  

 

[HItorMiss]

Yeah My ego has a pretty tough job....

Dapaterson, you spoilied my Joke that was funny on so many levels!

 

[Sig_Des]

Guys, remember, he asked for the one with the highest failure rate:

Defective Parachute tester

 

[Teflon]

a single ninja could kick 10 Royal Mukluks asses in a heart beat, hell so fast the Mukluks wouldn't even have time to realize their asses have been kick!

NINJAS RULE!  ;D

 

[HItorMiss]

Des has a point.....

 

[HItorMiss]

Oh Just thought of Dud pit Sentry has a high not pass rate too

 

[Wookilar]

But the ninjas have to take their little two toed shoes off first. They'd get a frozen mukluk upside the head before the first slipper was, er.... slipped off.

No comparison.

 

[patrick666]

Never underestimate the Clerk.