The WTF News Files

[angus555]

"Foreign Accent Syndrome" is real and if I ever woke up with a British accent, it would be horrifying.

American woman woke up with a British accent and still speaks with it two years later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=135&v=Gzi7fv6HZzs

 

[Colin Parkinson]

My youngest slips into a British accent when she is lying on the cute bit, works. I actually worry more for the world than her....  ;D

 

[jollyjacktar]

Pastor caught by police with a bound, naked, man in his car.  Said he was just counselling him.  :rofl:

http://www.pennlive.com/daily-buzz/2018/02/pa_pastor_caught_by_cops_in_wi.html

 

[jollyjacktar]

Kid from Indonesia claims he's started laying eggs..it might not be all it's cracked up to be.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5420483/Indonesian-boy-claims-laid-20-eggs.html

 

[dapaterson]

Former Freemason, 51, found drunk and naked inside a huge pipe organ with a toy gun and remote-controlled police car says he got lost while trying to hand out cheeseburgers to the homeless

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5422759/Former-Freemason-naked-inside-pipe-organ-Brisbane.html#ixzz57zbrW1Af

 

[jollyjacktar]

Former Freemason, 51, found drunk and naked inside a huge pipe organ with a toy gun and remote-controlled police car says he got lost while trying to hand out cheeseburgers to the homeless

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5422759/Former-Freemason-naked-inside-pipe-organ-Brisbane.html#ixzz57zbrW1Af

It could happen to anyone.

 

[jollyjacktar]

Airplane fart fight proves it's tough to raise a stink in a smelly world

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/british-columbia/farting-complaints-travel-workplace-legal-1.4547869

 

[FJAG]

Mob of thieves ‘loot Lidl during blizzard before demolishing the supermarket with a stolen digger’

Seems the blizzard in Dublin brought out the worst in some folks.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5456429/Mob-thieves-loot-Lidl-blizzard-stolen-digger.html

:cheers:

 

[jollyjacktar]

Woman dies after her husband 'uses a MORTAR BOMB as a sex aid' after they'd been drinking



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5472029/Woman-dies-husband-uses-MORTAR-BOMB-sex-aid-Peru.htmll

 

[Old Sweat]

That gives a whole new meaning to getting bombed.

 

[jollyjacktar]

Perhaps someone took the saying "give them a hand" a little too far.  :nod:

Horror as 54 severed human hands are found dumped in a bag in Russia amid fears they were taken by black market body part dealers
Gruesome discovery made close to a popular fishing spot in Khabarovsk, Siberia
One hand was found washed up on shore by locals, leading police to the others
Cops don't know who the hands belonged to, when they were removed, or why
One theory says they were removed by body part dealers in order to stop police identifying remains they were trying to sell illegally


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5478351/Horror-54-severed-human-hands-dumped-Russia.html#ixzz59B7osROq
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[George Wallace]

Perhaps they are the hands that can be matched to the feet that washed up on the BC coast?

Next guess is what part of the world will other body parts start washing up?

 

[jollyjacktar]

I wonder if the left hands knew what the right ones were up to?

 

[kratz]

I wonder if the left hands knew what the right ones were up to?

That bag has not washed ashore yet.
Too soon? 

 

[Fishbone Jones]

They should sell them. Everyone needs a new girlfriend.

 

[jollyjacktar]

Only if they come with a free happy sock too. 

 

[jollyjacktar]

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/business/cricket-powder-loblaw-1.4563956

I'll put this here because l am sure many folks will be saying WTF at the thought of Crickets as a food source.

I will come clean and admit l purchased some Cricket protein bars and crackers earlier this month, purely out of curiosity.  They were pricey, but l must say they were very tasty.  The starter pack.  I shared them at the office, the majority liked them.


https://crickstart.ca/collections/all

 

[Oldgateboatdriver]

I have had fried cricket with a friend from Central African Republic before and must say that, once you got over the cultural shock it is for us, it was pretty tasty. After all, it's not much different than eating shrimp, crab or lobster when you think about it.

 

[jollyjacktar]

I also like the idea of supporting Canadian companies too.  A segment from Day to listen to if you're so inclined.

http://www.cbc.ca/radio/day6/bugs-as-livestock-a-canadian-insect-farm-is-taking-cricket-powder-mainstream-1.4565666

 

[Jed]

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/business/cricket-powder-loblaw-1.4563956

I'll put this here because l am sure many folks will be saying WTF at the thought of Crickets as a food source.

I will come clean and admit l purchased some Cricket protein bars and crackers earlier this month, purely out of curiosity.  They were pricey, but l must say they were very tasty.  The starter pack.  I shared them at the office, the majority liked them.


https://crickstart.ca/collections/all

Ahh, you are just a Papillion wannabe.  ;D