Jarnhamar
Army.ca Myth
- Reaction score
- 6,719
- Points
- 1,160
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/games/wargames.html
The ultimate real life war game
You guys have to read that whole thing through. It's hillarious. It's funny how accurate some of the points are too.
I especially like #5 and #7
The ultimate real life war game
You guys have to read that whole thing through. It's hillarious. It's funny how accurate some of the points are too.
I especially like #5 and #7
5. I want that "Public Support" meter to rise and fall according to Troops Lost, Length of Conflict, Innocents Killed and Whether or Not There is Anything Else On TV That Week. I want to lose 200 Public Support points because, in a war where 8,000 units have been lost, one of my Mutalisks happened to be caught on video accidentally eating one clergyman. Then, later, my destruction of an entire enemy city goes unnoticed because the Nude Zero-Gravity Futureball championship went into overtime.
7. I want my Mission Objectives to change every 30 seconds, without anyone letting me know. I want little talking heads to pop up on my screen - commanders, politicians, allies, military intelligence - each giving me different sets of victory parameters, all of them conflicting and many of them written in bullshit ass-covering doublespeak.