Now, now, that wasnt an offer to open the floor up to penis jokes. How about just submissions for 'womanliest' weapons. ;D
I did a search and came up with these matches for 'womanly weapons' / 'womanly weapon' / 'women's weapons' / and 'woman's weapons' ...
1. The human brain.
2. The obvious one, or should I say 'ones' - otherwise referred to be Dolly Parton as 'Weapons of Mass Distraction'
3. Shuriken / Giant Shuriken / Throwing Stars
4. Self-Propelled Trencher (??... I dont get it either, but thats what I got...)
5. FN/FS2000 Tactical 5.56mm Bullpup
6. Poison (the old traditional favorite)
7. Hunting Crossbow
8. Golden Lasso and Bulletproof Bracelets
9. Perfume (I presume they mean the bottle it comes in, some are big enough to cause a good dent)
10. H&K USP Match 9mm dual pistols