How I made $20 million in two weeks without leaving my desk
Kelly McParland Jun 16, 2012
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According to my email, I’ve been extraordinarily lucky this month.
In less than two weeks, I’ve won 16 lotteries. Based on today’s exchange rates, if I claim all the money, I’ll be richer by more than $20 million. Most of the winnings have been in British pounds (gee, they have a lot of lotteries in Britain), though I also won the Spanish National Lottery, worth 915,000 Euros, an unspecified amount from the South African Reserve bank, and up to 50,000 ZARs a day on a free UN ATM card. I haven’t quite figured out what a ZAR is, but I’m sure it’s worth having.
All this good fortune has come out of the blue. I didn’t buy a single ticket. I’d never even heard of most of these contests before I got emails notifying me I’d won. I’m sure they’re all legit, though, because they’re all sponsored by responsible international firms or organizations.
My first lucky break was in the Spanish lottery. I got a personal email notice from Mario Antonio, the director. (Curiously, on the facsimile ticket he included, his name was given as Antonio Gomez. I’m sure there’s a logical explanation to the discrepancy.)
Unfortunately the email was in Spanish, but I managed to translate it with an online service.
CONGRATULATIONS
Search Associate of the notification of award. Please fill the form for payment processing and
envirlo by the agent charge.
Then there was a form I need to fill in to get my money. All I have to do is provide my bank account number, and other personal details, so they can deposit the cash directly into my account. I haven’t got around to it yet, mainly because I’ve been so busy winning more lotteries. I’m so rich now, maybe I’ll hire someone to fill in the form for me.
Just after winning the Spanish lottery, I won the FIFA/Coca Cola World Cup online lottery, worth £2 million. I’ve won the Coca-Cola lottery several times before, but never took the time to collect. Coke has so many lotteries I figure I’ll save them up and cash them all at once. The same day I won the FIFA/Coca Cola draw, I also won the Online UK National Lottery. It came with a notice from Mr. Harry Wilson, (Information and Promotion Manager), including a reference number and batch number to ensure I knew nothing funny was going on.
FROM: THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS / PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT.
HEADQUARTERS: 8A KINGLY STREET, LONDON W1B 5PQ, LONDON
UNITED KINGDOM
REFERENCE Nº: TTS/44412703/08
BATCH Nº: 20/1017/2DF
AWARD NOTIFICATION
Flash Budget Finance Lottery of British International Lottery Program wishes to inform
you the results of the E-mail address ballot lottery program by the British International
Lottery Program held on June 4th, 2012. Your email account was selected as a winner of
Two Million Pounds Only.
Again, they just need my personal financial information and the money is mine. But I have to act quickly, because if they don’t hear from me within two weeks, I lose it all.
I won several more lotteries in the next few days, but then I got a notification from London’s Metropolitan Police, warning me that unscrupulous scam artists are known to be at work on the Internet, seeking out gullible people with fake lottery schemes.
Your attention is drawn on our recent investigation report conducted in United Kingdom, which
was in conjunction with the CIA, the international monetary funds (IMF) and THE
METROPOLITAN POLICE.
It has been clearly established through the intensive scrutiny of the above-mentioned financial crime security agencies that you have been a victim of the African/Uk Internet scam activities. From the investigation report, it has been proven through the record that you have paid some amount of money to these scam artists with their European associates, running into thousands of dollars.
Due to the pressure and several complains from most frustrated victims from the international
community, as well as the United Nation, the British Government empowered this office to look into these cases and your case was also reviewed for urgent compensation.
This caught my attention, of course. They informed me I had definitely been targeted by some of these scammers. Fortunately, luck was once again on my side, because “The government in its magnanimity and coupled with pressure from the international community, has approved for your compensation of the sum of $920,000,00 (Nine Hundred & Twenty Thousand Dollars only) through the official payee bank of Zenith Bank Limited London.”
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