The Manly Thread

[OldSolduer]

Apparently she is. 

well played sir!

 

[Dissident]

I am not sure if you are serious or not, but getting sprayed sucked. I would rather get kicked in the balls and/or go in the gas hut every day for a month than have to do that again. The tears and snot coming out of me while decontaminating were not so manly.

 

[shylagr]

Put on my relish and went to work.

 

[midget-boyd91]

I just received by Purolator Courier: Two bottles of Blair's Mega Death Hot Sauce......

 

[Hammer Sandwich]

I just received by Purolator Courier: Two bottles of Blair's Mega Death Hot Sauce......

CONGRATS!.......enjoy your diarrhea....best wishes to your plumber......you sick. sick bastard...

 

[Hammer Sandwich]

I went to the hospital to do my pre-admission for cardiac surgery... I think I was more emotional over the price of Sushi in the cafeteria.

Best of luck!

 

[BadgerTrapper]

Today, I did not drink my own piss. This guy however did...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIdGTN4bAgI

Hammer Sandwich, you've been called out. Work your magic again...

As for manly things, Today I not only went fishing. I also fired off 200 rounds of ammunition, it was an expensive afternoon.

EDIT: As soon as I posted this, I find that Hammer Sandwich has already parodied it. I don't know what to say about it other than Jedi Mind tricks.

 

[Hammer Sandwich]

Today, I did not drink my own piss. This guy however did...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIdGTN4bAgI

Hammer Sandwich, you've been called out. Work your magic again...

Giggity........on it like bubonic.
http://forums.army.ca/forums/threads/101749/post-1064941.html#msg1064941

HS

 

[BadgerTrapper]

I apologize for disappointing you. Here's another one to spoof

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1tnfUl9dJ0&feature=channel_video_title

 

[Hammer Sandwich]

I apologize for disappointing you. Here's another one to spoof

No dissapointment a'tall, man.
Damn, ain't done that one yet....spoofed the "situp" video, though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x0n1FIAMXM

 

[HavokFour]

Today I committed a great sin... I drank a can of Waterloo Dark.

I made up for it by assisting my uncle cook an entire hog in a pit fire.

 

[OldSolduer]

In the last few days I have been spending alot of time with two heroes:

Sir Carson of Uplands Crescent and  Lady Stella of Uplands Crescent!! My grandkids....and I've said this before and I will say it again:

Carson is the strongest person I know. He lifted us from the depths of despair and continues to do so, as Stella is doing as well. One smile or funny act is all it takes.

Damn dust in here.....

 

[BadgerTrapper]

Today during my run, I raced a Tractor for the tail end of my route. If it was not for having a fire meeting, I may have continued chasing it...

 

[daftandbarmy]

Went to the (VERY SANDY) beach today with a set of 'full sized digging tools'.

Dug a trench and laid out my arc markers in preparation for defeating the advancing tide (King John, take note). Taught the kids what a 'parapet' and a 'parados' are.

#1 son showing promise in digging skills. We'll work on his spitlocking technique tomorrow..... right after stand to.

 

[wildman0101]

Today I was shopping. And bought a gun for my Grandson(Air) along the same
line's as my Dad did,(spring-loaded).Dart-type. So feeling manly I put the gun
my head and pulled the trigger... Damn it hurt just the same as the one Dad
bought me back in the 60's... Now I know ..... Sting's like a bee... So conclud-
ing I made a MANLY Decision and did not (repeat did not )call 911. Cheer's''
Scoty B

 

[OldSolduer]

Scotty I have to hand it to you:

You make me laugh.....and I need more of those!!

 

[Hammer Sandwich]

We'll work on his spitlocking technique tomorrow..... right after stand to.

BEST DAD EVER....

I like this, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter....

 

[HavokFour]

Today I had a toenail removed. The freezing was shoddy at best, but I did not cry.

 

[BadgerTrapper]

Today, as I was waking up. I stubbed my toe on the corner of our Coffee table. I did not swear, or curse....

 

[rmc_wannabe]

how a true man professes his love for his wife:

"If I would sacrifice myself for anyone during the zombie Apocalypse it would be for you, (Wifesname)"

I was surprised I got an "Awww!  :-* " from her ;D