I always get a laugh out of reading people's complaints about the supply system because:
- There's probably about 5 pieces of kit in the whole CF issue system that's worth anything in the field.
- Three of them are new CTS items that offer 0 improvement over the old stuff.
"Waahh they won't give me a goretex jacket!"
You like being wet I suppose?
"Waah they won't give me CADPAT! (few month ago)" Right, because there are so many things that no hook militia ptes can't do unless they're wearing CADPAT. :
"Waahh they won't give me a TV and I'm stuck with webbing!"
To this day I'm still using the old webbing and the old windpants, and I have pretty much every single thing ever issued in my basement. Really guys, there are so many other things that DO need people to complain about, save yer energy for the stuff that matters.
Actual conversation at clothing stores:
Britney: I would like to exchange this utility pouch for a C-9 ammunition pouch please.
Supply tech: That is a C-9 Pouch.
(10 minutes of describing a C-9 Pouch, drawing pictures, demonstrating that a C-9 drum cannot actually fit in the tily pouch)
ST: Sorry, but in my 13 years of regular force service I've never seen this item which you have described.
B: I see...but, wait, there is one on that shelf over there! (points to one of several dozen in a distant shelf)
ST: Ahh, those, I can not issue you those pouches, as they are obsolete and unsafe.
B: Unsafe.
ST: Yes.
B: And why is that? Because I can carry ammo in it?
ST: The grenade wings are designed for an older type of grenade no longer used, if you attempted to use a newer grenade in it it may fall out and explode. If you already have one of these pouches you must return it immedietely.
(I could not tell, at this point, whether the ST outranked me or not, as he was not in uniform, but I certainly don't have 13 years of regular force service, so I decided not to press the "issue", so to speak, and deferred to his better judgement. QM at the unit will have to find me my pouches)
B: Very well, I would also like to exchange this rucksack bag. (holds up rucksack bag)
ST: What is a "Rucksack"? Do you mean a buttpack?
:crybaby: