Some facts about dogs

[chris the merc]

...In these last days Americans have inordinate affections for dogs
and other animals.
...Americans spend more money every year for dog food than for foreign
missions.
...Americans have more than 53,000,000 dogs.
...Americans have more dogs per capita than any other country in the
world.
...Every year more than 4,500,000 Americans are bitten by dogs.
..In 1997 and 1998 at least 27 people in America died from dog bites.
...From 1979 through 1996 more than 300 people in America died from
dog bites.
...Because of dog attacks every year more than 300,000 Americans are
admitted to hospital emergency rooms and another 400,000 are treated
in other medical settings.
...Insurance companies in America pay more than $1 billion every year
in liability claims resulting from dog bites.
...Some people, created in the image of God, sleep with their dogs.
... The bible hardly says anything good about dogs

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[Kat Stevens]

Welcome back, Chris.  Taking a break from the meds, are we?

 

[Jammer]

Who cares?

 

[chris the merc]

This is not about me.

 

[chris the merc]

Who cares?

Toobis and harry bethel do, obviously.

 

[PMedMoe]

Toobis?  Interesting you should say that as it describes you perfectly.  Urban Dictionary

A toobis is a f*cktard who goes above and beyond the characteristics displayed in a common f*cktard.

An ignorant a*shole with lower than average intelligence. Tends to rant on subject deemed controversial to enrage others and boost his/her own ego.

:

 

[chris the merc]

Toobis doesn't hate the military.

He is just saying that the military is just doing its job, no more and no less.

 

[Jammer]

:rofl:

 

[JBoyd]

 

[MARS]

This thread is even funnier than almost as funny as this one

http://forums.navy.ca/forums/threads/89868.0.html

oh, how I love Sundays...

Edited because I just watched technoviking...again...now with subtitles

 

[tango22a]

Possibly Chris was bitten by one of those rabid dogs of war. Sounds like he is definitely suffering the delusions of hydrophobia.


tango22a

OR maybe trying to set a new record for minus milpoints.

 

[Ex-Dragoon]

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If a thread merits a lock or a deletion then its the DSs duty to do so. In case you have forgotten chris, you don't make those choices, we as Staff do so.

Milnet.Ca Staff

 

[Teflon]

And people around me wonder why I am so looking forward to retirement

 

[Shec]

... The bible hardly says anything good about dogs

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While not an authority on the Book I suspect that it is even less complimentary towards wannabe merc trolls.

Who's permission Chris?  Pray tell, this ought to be good.

 

[Teflon]

Kneel and quake with fear mear mortals!,...

Prepare yourseleves for your unmaking as the wrath of cris the merc is unleashed!

(Note how I managed to work the word "unleashed" into a thread about dogs?! - I'm freaken awsome!)

 

[aesop081]

This is not about me.

Yeah but it always seems to turn out that way doesnt it ?

I'm guessing that whatever merc contract you were on has been concluded. If you are looking for work, i have some odd jobs around the house you can do. $50 a day under the table....

Think about it.

 

[Bruce Monkhouse]

$50 a day under the table....

Does he have to go there when you eat out also??

 

[aesop081]

Does he have to go there when you eat out also??

Thats funny because the thread is about dogs. Good one Bruce.

 

[MikeL]

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[Jungle]

You are not allowed to delete or lock this thread without permission.

Yeah, right... watch this...

BTW, your village called...