Somali Cruises, Fun For The Whole Family!

[Nemo888]

"Most cruises offer a mini-bar
We offer a mounted Mini-Gun"

http://www.somalicruises.com
Just take a look.

 

[RHFC_piper]

Sweet  ;D

 

[GAP]

beats Club Med....

 

[PMedMoe]

beats Club Med....

......and the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney World.  ;D

 

[Teflon]

Infidel 6 is behind this isn't he?

 

[Bruce Monkhouse]

Infidel 6 is behind this isn't he?

That, or he's pissed he missed the idea.

 

[Bruce Monkhouse]

Of course in the location he is now it wouldn't be hard to start a cruise..........now if he could only get a handle on disrupting that little country off the aft bow.

 

[JBoyd]

I personally like their rates

$800.00 US/per day double occupancy (4 day max billing).
M-16 full auto rental: $25.00/day .ammo: 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo at $15.95.

Ak-47 assault riffle rental: No charge. ammo: 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo at $14.95.

Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper riffle rental: $55.00/day. ammo: 25 rounds 50 cal armor piercing at $9.95.

RPG rental: $75/day. ammo: 3 standard loads at $200.

Mounted Mini-Gun $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire.

Crew members can double as spotters for $30.00 per hour (spotting scope included).

"Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am."

Meals are not included.

Has anyone read any of the testimonials yet?

 

[Teflon]

Testimonials

"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'll never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!" -- Lars , Hamburg Germany

"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES: 0 - PASSENGERS: 32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English" -- Donald, Salt Lake city Utah USA

"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their shitty aim--reminds me of a drunken'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam" -- 'chopper' Dan, Toledo USA.

"Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot! This is a must do." -- Zeke, Springs Kentucky USA

 

[Danjanou]

Hmmm I wonder if I gcan get the South China Sea franchise?  8)

I could tie it in with the beachfront property we own there ( resort for after cruise stay) and employ a lot of the inlaws, most are ex Phillipines Navy and some worked on the anti pirate forces there. >