So there I was.......

[geo]

.... from the Missus who's waiting at the main gate....

 

[Haggis]

... wearing nothing but a smile.  Oh how that gap-toothed smile turned me on!  I couldn't wait to caress her hairy legs.  Eagerly, I ran...

 

[kkwd]

.... until I couldn't run anymore, I finally hid in a swamp and found comfort with a amorous turtle ....

 

[Panzer Grenadier]

...named Lavernius, who presented to me the most beautiful trio of...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... collector Star Wars glasses ...

 

[geo]

... illustrating Chewbaca, Luke & Leia doing....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... corny poses of bad acting in a cartoonish sort of way, which reminded me of ...

 

[geo]

.... General DeCha- - - - - - - -  playing some borrowed bagpipes during .....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... a brawl so disturbing it reminded me of Broom-a-Loo ....

 

[Nfld Sapper]

... and what we should do about FMR as he really gets around ....

 

[geo]

.... bug George pulled the chain and FMR went round and round the loo until....

 

[Haggis]

... he vomited on an old set of combat clothing.  An NDHQ staffer saw this and cried "What a great idea for a camouflage pattern!"  And that is how CADPAT was born.  So, as the sunset crept upon is...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... and the credits started rolling ....

 

[geo]

... and the theme song to Hogan's Heroes started to ....

 

[PMedMoe]

.....grate on my nerves, so I switched the music to.....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... some classic Freddy Mercury ..

 

[Shec]

...having thus muted the sound of the opening score of the latest blockbuster Rambo 69:  THe Quebec Militia...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... Against the Internet ...

 

[PMedMoe]

.....And The Rest of The World.......

 

[Shec]

...in the opening scene Col. Trautman, armed only with his Becherel, finds Rambo...