So there I was.......

[Shec]

...but is nevertheless site renown for his sensitive and emotive stylings of Edith Piaf torchsongs...

 

[kkwd]

.... and doesn't let anything go to waste and eats the gum from under tables along with ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... IMP entrees a dying vulture wouldn't touch ...

 

[Teeps74]

... but then, being strange, this ham and cheese omlette is not that bad. Kinda looks like a ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... reasonable facsimile of Soylent Green ...

 

[kkwd]

.... it too being made of people ....

 

[Shec]

...particularly those who resemble Charlton Heston...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... who is, of course, dead ...

 

[kkwd]

.... or so it is rumoured, he is like Elvis, around every corner ...

 

[SprCForr]

or sitting on the barstool next to...

 

[kkwd]

.... toH, tlhIngan Hol DajatlhlaH 'e' Da  Ha'DIbaH  HIjol  pIntIn  qaStaH nuq  ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... oh no, I thought as I clapped my hands over my mouth, I've been stricken with gibberish ...

 

[kkwd]

.... it must have been brain damage I suffered when I ate that ham omelet. At least it wasn't the canned stuff cooked up in the mess tins then ... I just lost my train of thought ...

 

[Niteshade]

...but I found it in a ginormous can of...

 

[kkwd]

.... fried bacon but that was all removed and replaced with whatever was on sale at the time, I took up my tube of Australian butter and spread it on my crackers ....

 

[Shec]

...when I suddenly heard a memorable drill instructor's inspirational words:  "OH YES OH YES.  IT HAD TO BE YOU DIDN'T IT? IT JUST HAD TO BE YOU"...

 

[geo]

.... I then started to feverishly click my heels together while saying, there's no place like home, ......

 

[Haggis]

... but when I opened my eyes, I was standing in front of a Pillbsbury Dough-boy shaped Accounting Officer who was auditing every single travel claim I had ever submitted.  "So," he asked, peering over the top of his glasses, "what is this claim for"... 

 

[Shec]

... my trip on behalf of the Regt'l Assn.  to the House On Pooh Corner to present dear old Winnie with an FGH cap badge...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... that I had found in the bottom of a box of Cracker Jack along with ...