So there I was.......

[kkwd]

.... "not for human consumption but ok for animals and soldiers" causing us to ....

 

[George Wallace]

....use them to replace worn trackpads on our..........

 

[Panzer Grenadier]

...Imperial Walkers, however...

 

[kkwd]

.... they explode when they go over 20 k distance a day so we upgrade to ....

 

[Shec]

...flip-flops...

 

[kkwd]

.... made from from the brains of wild cows found only on Bell Island but ....

 

[Shec]

...meanwhile, back at the ranch...

 

[George Wallace]

...Lou Gehrig was playing.....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... as he watched the assless chap wearing cowboys herding the wild Naugas, which are raised for the faux furniture industry and ...

 

[George Wallace]

...When I regained consciousness.......

 

[kkwd]

.... I saw a flat faced guy suddenly explode in a shower of guts and lollipops giving ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... credence to that old adage ....

 

[George Wallace]

...Give a dog a bone and he will.......

 

[Old Sweat]

try to screw it . . .

 

[kkwd]

.... into the light socket with ...

 

[Shec]

... a Swiss Army Knife...

 

[George Wallace]

....with all four hoofs paws straight up in the.......

 

[kkwd]

.... beer tap dispensing chocolate finger nail scrapings along with ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... one magazine of homemade dum-dum rounds for my trusty ...

 

[George Wallace]

...woman in a chartreuse mini bus, following a rig hauling hogs to