Problems with CADPAT

[UberCree]

One morning when I woke up, the boot sleeves from the bottom inside of a pair of my combat pants had crawled up to a top and turned themselves into upper arm pockets.  Buttons, drainage holes and everything.  Of course no one believed me, and I had to pay for em, but it was a small price to pay.

 

[Matt_Fisher]

One morning when I woke up, the boot sleeves from the bottom inside of a pair of my combat pants had crawled up to a top and turned themselves into upper arm pockets.   Buttons, drainage holes and everything.   Of course no one believed me, and I had to pay for em, but it was a small price to pay.

The label inside your combats didn't happen to say they were manufactured by Darwin Contracting?  ;D

 

[Britney Spears]

My beret never leaves my body.

Uh, I'm pretty sure that's an BLACK hat specific SOP there. The rest of us don't generally bring BBQs or coolers or lawn chairs out there either  ....

I think vehicle crews would apreciate air-force style lower leg pockets.

 

[George Wallace]

I think vehicle crews would apreciate air-force style lower leg pockets.

Absolutely.