New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)

[Drummy]

You there you have something better to do than be on parade?

Gentlemen, I want to know - Who ran those panties up the flag pole?

 

[Timmy!]

SERGEANT MAJOR:  Don't stand there gawping like you've never seen the Hand
    of God before!  Now, today, we're going to do marching up and down the
    square!  That is, unless any of you got anything better to do.  Well?!
    Anyone got anything they'd rather be doing than marching up and down the
    square?!  Yes?!  Atkinson.  What would you... rather be doing, Atkinson?

ATKINSON:  Well, to be quite honest, Sarge, I'd... rather be at home with the
    wife and kids.

SERGEANT MAJOR:  Would you, now?!

ATKINSON:  Yes, Sarge.

SERGEANT MAJOR:  Right!  Off you go!  Now, everybody else happy with my little
    plan... of marching up and down the square a bit?

COLES:  Sarge!

SERGEANT MAJOR:  Yes?!

COLES:  I've got a book I'd quite like to read.

SERGEANT MAJOR:  Right!  You go read your book, then!  Now!  Everybody else...
    quite content to join in... with my little scheme of marching up and down
    the square?!

WYCLIF:  Sarge?

SERGEANT MAJOR:  Yes, Wyclif?!  What is it?!

WYCLIF:  Well, I'm, uh, learning the piano.

SERGEANT MAJOR:  Learning the piano?!

WYCLIF:  Yes, Sarge.

SERGEANT MAJOR:  And I suppose you want to go and practise, eh?  Marching up
    and down the square not good enough for you, eh?!

WYCLIF:  Well,--

SERGEANT MAJOR:  Right!  Off you go!

WYCLIF:  Oh.

SERGEANT MAJOR:  Now!  What about the rest of you?  Rather be at the pictures,
    I suppose.

SQUAD:  Yeah.  Yeah.  Yeah.  Ooh, yeah.  Yeah.  Right.  Yeah.  Right.

SERGEANT MAJOR:  All right!  Off you go!

SQUAD:  Oh.  Ooh.  Great.  That's great.  What a day.  I want to see the
    Merle Oberon picture.  Eh hehheh.

SERGEANT MAJOR:  Bloody army!  I don't know what it's coming to.  Right!
    Sergeant Major, marching up and down the square.  Left, right, left.
    Left...

NARRATOR #1:  Democracy and humanitarianism have always been trademarks of
    the British Army...

SERGEANT MAJOR:  Rubbish!

NARRATOR #1:  Shh!  ...And have stamped its triumph throughout history, in
    the furthest-flung corners of the Empire,...

http://www.kokos.cz/bradkoun/movies/mol.txt

RUBBISH!!!     

Pure classic.. I wish I had a Sergeant Major like him.    :rofl:

 

[Sig_Des]

Guess he means you then Des.  Way you go..... ;D

Well, to be perfectly honest, I drink the coffee, I don't bear it 

 

[Michael OLeary]

"Which one of you 'orrible little men in the IT Section keeps photo-shopping these stupid white balls over my head!?"

 

[Nfld Sapper]

"Which one of you 'orrible little men in the IT Section keeps photo-shopping these stupid white balls over my head!?"

ROFL Just noticed that part Mr. O'Leary

 

[Timmy!]

No, no, no! Just one hackel.. not three. One red hackel... buzz off. Don't mess with my dress and deportment.. not in front of the troops. For the love of....





RUBBISH!!!

 

[Timmy!]

Well, to be perfectly honest, I drink the coffee, I don't bear it 

Okay Sentry...   

 

[Timmy!]

You.. hurry up.




Don't run in combat boots....




Move with a sense of urgency...




I said don't run in combats boots...

*thump, ka-bang*


What? Your feet broken? Get up in fall in.




Hurry up!!! My lord!

 

[NL_engineer]

YOU, YOU over there God D*m it, stop your f***ing conversation, lay down your coffee and form up

 

[midget-boyd91]

HOGAAAAAAAN

 

[Timmy!]

CSM: Here is the top of the hill, troops. As you know my little turtle dumplings, you are at the bottom of the hill. As most schools teach, things roll down hill. Whom knows what causes this effect?

Pte Poor Soul: Gravity sir.

CSM: Right oh boy! That is correct. I see you actually paid attention in school instead of rolling the grass. Now.. since we are on the topic of gravity, what would be pulled down this hill of ours?

Pte Poor Soul: Water, sir?

CSM: Water? Water? I be thinking again about you and the grass. My lord. It be poop.. Yes my turtle dumplings, poop rolls down the hill. It comes to me then to you Pl WO, then to you Sect Commanders then to yourselves.
Now can some one explain to why the local town mayor gave me this massive bill before everyone gets poopy?

 

[Timmy!]

You!!!! Get off the grass. And not the type you mow!!!

:rofl:

 

[warspite]

All hail TN2IC that was hilarious :rofl:


Also here's a clip of the monty python scene mentioned in previous posts:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FOJX4DSSxQ

 

[Timmy!]

Okay troops... we need another photo...I am dying here.

 

[Black Watch]

You there you have something better to do than be on parade?

Bloggins, stop lifting your kilt at the ladies!!!!

 

[Parked4everuser]

"There is a *REASON* which we teach recruits not to bring the thigh any higher than parallel to the ground!"

 

[rmacqueen]

Ooooh, look, a pretty birdy

 

[Shamrock]

There is shit on the end of this stick!

 

[Mike Baker]

Tada!!! And you said I could never get this pole to my pelvis the hard way!

 

[gaspasser]

There is crap on the end of this stick!

...not at this end, RSM...