New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)

[rmc_wannabe]

Blonde Bush:  "Momma:When is the bar openat this place?"
Brunette Bush:  "Oh yeah mamma when can we get some reefresshments?"
Momma Bush: "*sigh*"

 

[Jammer]

Brunette Bush: It looks so real, do you think Daddy knows she's sauced in the Lincoln bedroom?
Blond Bush: Quiet you tramp! I can't hear if she's leaking....
Momma Bush: Pffffffttttt.....

 

[OkotoksRookie]

Because this thread has entertained me for 2 days, I feel it's my responsibility to contribute 

Mr. Spielberg's contribution to the war effort....

Dude!! Just one more kill and I'll level up!!

 

[Jammer]

Why won't these other four guys move???

 

[Shamrock]

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, start select.  Okay, unlocked God Mode and unlimited ammo.  Stephen, go take out the entire enemy battalion.

 

[Parked4everuser]

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, start select.  Okay, unlocked God Mode and unlimited ammo.  Stephen, go take out the entire enemy battalion.

Dude! You can't just go around using the code!

 

[bcbarman]

Allright, he jumps up, throws the sticky grenade, changes weapons and then runs through that door. 
"Ok Guys, I figured out how the Master Chief did it, now we will just do the same thing" (all Halo fans rejoice)

 

[CesarNostradamus]

 

[Timmy!]

Afgan NBA Star...

 

[CesarNostradamus]

Yea. you be surprised what them Afghans are posting on youtube. The comments are just as impressive....

 

[OkotoksRookie]

Afgan NBA Star...

Lookit!!
I made a cardboard soldier for tonights puppet theater!

 

[PMedMoe]

When the military ran short of funds, they hit on the idea of tank advertising.

 

[deedster]

:rofl:

 

[deedster]

When the military ran short of funds, they hit on the idea of tank advertising.

And now, brought to you by CANEX...

 

[Mike Bobbitt]

Bah. I knew I should have bought some Milnet space on the Abrams instead of the Iltis.

 

[IN HOC SIGNO]

And now, brought to you by CANEX...

the Marlboro M1A1

 

[rmc_wannabe]

You know your CO's a NASCAR fan when......

 

[midget-boyd91]

After all the military funding went to purchasing 'Hello Kitty' rifles, and sticking to Cpl. Bloggins' face, DND had to do something to keep the armoured units in business.

Midget

 

[TDeV]

does this make us war profiteers?

 

[George Wallace]

IO report:

Not Canadian tanks.  Canadian tanks would have Sponsors like Hienekien, Riegler, Lowenbrau,.........