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[mariomike]

Believe it or not, Harry Reid's

That's an old joke, but still a good one! It's been told against various politicians of the day, including Al Gore and Stephan Dion.
( That's "Black Jack" Ketchum in the photo ).
This is what passes for funny on TV in Japan:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fe3_1255457078

 

[PMedMoe]

In keeping with current events........

:rofl:

 

[observor 69]

True Political Spin

It just all depends on how you look at some things...

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California , was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that Congressman Harry Reid's great-great uncle, Remus Reid, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and Harry Reid share this common ancestor.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/horsethief.asp

 

[mariomike]

Baden Guy, it looks like you, and I, have what someone calls a "German" sense of humour! hahahaha
I hope you are coming to our M and G!  ;D

 

[MikeL]

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[Eye In The Sky]

Thank you letter:

This letter was sent to the Lions Bay School Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you.

Dear Lions Bay School ,

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior Citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the West Vancouver Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone and I want to thank you for the kindness shown to a forgotten old lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.

The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to fuck off.

Thank you for that opportunity.

Sincerely,

Edna

 

[MikeL]

Road Crossing Fail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtFT-74iV7I

 

[gcclarke]

Road Crossing Fail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtFT-74iV7I

Huh. Weird. I didn't know that synchronized falling flat on your face was an Olympic Sport now. Either way, those were some nice precise movements.

 

[FDO]

Army drill is always perfect. A real treat to watch!

 

[Nfld Sapper]

Can we have that broken down into squads for ease of learning

;D

 

[Journeyman]

It's Drunk Pumpkins time of year again.

 

[mariomike]

A young , attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him, "Major, when was the last time you had sex?"

"1956," was his reply.

"No wonder you look so uptight!" she exclaimed. "Major, you need to get out more!"

"I'm not sure I understand you," he answered, glancing at his watch, "It's only 2014 now."

**Don't forget to turn back your clocks tonight and enjoy that extra hour of sleep. ( Unless you are retired, in which case you can sleep in every day! )

 

[PMedMoe]

And something we can all relate to.......

 

[FDO]

That's no tribble at all!

(I wanted to be the first)

 

[IBM]

Nothing beats bottled water...in a can.

 

[IBM]

Anyone who's ever worn a uniform can relate to the first one here:

 

[IBM]

Saving the best for last...

 

[gaspasser]

pffft, only in Irsael!!!! 

Live the Day!!    

 

[Loachman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nx6TiegRL4&feature

 

[SARgirl]

EITS - great letter, where do you find this stuff.  (#85)

-Skeletor- I saw this video some time ago; still gives me a laugh every time I see it.  (#86)

Moe- the death by power point; so true many-a-times, good post. (#92)

Loachman- great link, just so funny. (#98)

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It's nice to have a thread on the forum by where so many can share that which gives the gift of laughter.  :nod: