- Reaction score
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- Points
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Chawki Bensalem said:Don't call me sir, i work for a living.
-A rather mad NCO tired of recruits calling him sir-
Or,
Don't call me sir, my parents were married. ;D
:warstory:
A certain (to remain nameless) Cpl is driving his CO from Sarajevo to Visoko (94/95) early in the tour. The CO is dozing off in the passenger seat.
CPL rather loudly: You know I'd be fking embarrased.
CO startled out of his slumber: Hmm, What was that Cpl H*****?
CPL: I'd be fking embarrased if it took me six months to get a Battlegroup together.
*The Cpl never drove the CO again... and loved it!*
A young Captain is in a Gastoff in Germany trying to pick a fight with some locals who won't take his bait.
The Captain moves over to a couple of Cpls by the bar...
CAPT: These damn Germans aren't very agressive are they?
Same Cpl as in the first story: Form them up in Tanks by Division and you'll see how agressive they can be.
Ah, I miss B*** H*****. ;D