Scott said:And a shot back accross the bow...
A firefighter walks into a bar and waves the bartender down. The fireman asks for a beer and offers to tell a joke about policemen. The bartender replies in a cocky tone, "Look guy, I'm a retired cop, that guy shooting pool is a cop, and that guy two seats down from you is a cop. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The firefighter replies, "No, I don't want to have to repeat it three times."
zipperhead_cop said:How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change the bulb and 3 to chop a hole in the roof.
Where is the joke? ;DScott said:How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the world revolves around them :
zipperhead_cop said:Where is the joke? ;D
GO!!! said:Look into the square thingy above your bathroom sink - you'll see it soon.... ;D
zipperhead_cop said:Oh, you mean the Sacred Shrine of the Bucket Boys with the fresh baked muffins and bacon wrapped fillet minion sacrifices surrounded by a high buff polished hand carved teak frame all made on company time? You're right, that is pretty funny.
zipperhead_cop said:You don't force your rookies to eat from the ancient jelly bean jar as part of initiation?
Scott said:You donut scarfers all thought that the Timmie's soup where you could eat the bowl was gourmet before you were invited to the firehouse for dinner.
Scott said:I like you cops too, we need someone to make sure the engine doesn't get robbed when we're working ;D