I've always wondered... (fun game)

[eurowing]

Why is it called a building if it is already built?

 

[Rigger052]

Is it wrong to pay midgets under the table? ;D

 

[Sapplicant]

Do bald people get dandruff?

 

[Oh No a Canadian]

If anything is possible is it possible for something to be impossible?

If money doesn't grow on tree why do banks have branches?

If actions are strong than words why is the pen mightier than the sword?

 

[Sapplicant]

How would you know if your pen ran dry while writing with invisible ink?

 

[PMedMoe]

Why do stores open 24 hours have locks on the doors?

 

[LineJumper]

Why did Subway stop cutting the bun in the top V-cut?

(I loved the old subway bun cut :'()

 

[KnightShift]

How come McDonalds does'nt make onion rings??

 

[opp550]

How come McDonalds does'nt make onion rings?

You've just given me nightmares for the next 3 days. 

How about Mcdonald's pizza or hot dogs?

Now I will have nightmares for the next week.

 

[Retired AF Guy]

When they ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in??

 

[Rogo]

If "Power" is spelt almost the same as "mower"  like a lawn mower.

Then why are they pronounced differently.

 

[Jorkapp]

How about Mcdonald's pizza or hot dogs?

http://listverse.com/2009/05/30/top-10-failed-mcdonalds-products/

#5: McHotDog
#4: McPizza

 

[crooks.a]

What came first: the chicken, or the egg?

 

[aesop081]

Why is bologna round and bread square ?

 

[vonGarvin]

Why is bologna round and bread square ?

Because balogna isn't meant for bread: it's meant for a fryin'!  ;D

If buttered toast always lands butter-side down, and if cats always land on their feet, I've always wondered what would happen if a cat had a piece of buttered toast on its back and fell?

 

[PMedMoe]

Why do hot dogs come in packs of twelve and the buns in packs of eight? 
Rather like the 25 cigarettes in a pack and the 20 matches in a match book.  :

 

[aesop081]

Why do hot dogs come in packs of twelve and the buns in packs of eight? 

Thats a thing of the past my friend. You can buy both in 12s in all grocery locations around here.

 

[Kat Stevens]

Because they know that your friends who quit (buying their own) will bum the other five.

 

[PMedMoe]

Thats a thing of the past my friend. You can buy both in 12s in all grocery locations around here.

Define "here".    I don't do the grocery shopping anyway!  >

Because they know that your friends who quit (buying their own) will bum the other five.

Too true, eh?  Smoking OP's*.

Other People's for you youngins.

 

[J_Delorme]

Why does a $15 bottle of wine from the liquor store cost $50 in a restaurant? Plus tip!