Saw this in my father's papers from the war. Not sure who wrote it. He served on HMCS FUNDY ( J88 ), HMCS LOCKEPORT ( J100 ), HMCS UNGAVA ( J149 ), HMCS FORT ERIE ( K670 ) and enjoyed traveling to Art Apps naval reunions across Canada. He hosted one year in Toronto, and I got to meet some of them.
I think it was one of the songs they sang?
This poem / song is about the wartime Canadian Naval Reserve. Not the present day. It is posted for historical interest only. Posted "as is" ( a bit "salty" in parts. I XX'd one particular word I thought was in poor taste. )
THE SWAN SONG OF THE RESERVIST
The war's over and we're in clover
We leave the job to you;
This is no guff, it's safe enough,
We've shown you what to do.
With telescopes at proper slopes,
And hankies up your sleeves,
Just pace the decks of painted wrecks.
In jackets made at Gieves.
With brand new ships and salty dips,
With half rings gained ashore,
Don't tell us how to do it now,
Or how you won the war.
Oh - it's V.R.'s for the V.R.'s,
And Gins for the R.C.N.
Who stayed ashore throughout the war,
And now sail forth again.
The Winters cruise and lots of booze,
And awnings aft and fore;
Is all you'll do the whole year through,
Till you go back ashore.
To buxom gXXh with lots of cash,
And scheming maiden aunts,
You shoot the flannel about the channel,
And hostile coasts of France.
Lord God Almighty you've never seen Blighty,
Where did that accent come from?
It must be schools and manning pools
And draughts of pusser rum.
From the V.R.'s and the N.R.'s
Here's a toast to the R.C.N.
Come times of stress and deep duress
We'll take the strain again.
Author unknown.
Note: V.R. during the war did not mean what it does now.