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Funny Pix & Video Thread

During a trial in Mississippi, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand, a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”

She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot, when you haven’t got the brains to realize you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.”

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?”
She again replied, “Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state… Not to mention, he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.”

The defense attorney nearly died on the spot.

Suddenly, the judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said… “If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair.”
 
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Jollyjacktar asked me to post this, as he was having some technical difficulties,
https://imgur.com/r/funny/iiEXJwV
 
Interesting video from BBC:

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-40471305/canada-day-time-lapse-captures-largest-living-maple-leaf
 
Hate capitalism, love it's by-products! (source)
 

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Snowflake's first day at work in the real world

This is a  posting made by a new Harvard graduate that has just “started and ended” her first job.
Now don’t get me wrong, this may just be an attention grabbing video but in so many ways it does reflect the attitudes of some of our new college graduates that have had a drink of the Cool-aid offered in many Universities. Watch and enjoy, it is just a little over a minute..
Snowflake's first day at work in the real world

http://eheadlines.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/StraightOuttaHarvard.mp4

 
I'm sure it's a parody... rather I hope it's a parody. Entertaining none the less.
 
ModlrMike said:
I'm sure it's a parody... rather I hope it's a parody. Entertaining none the less.
Unfortunately, I've listened to people seriously use that kind of thinking as a defence.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgQFFa-8Zuk

The PM at the G20 Meeting.
 
True ...
 

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From Reddit:  Heritage Moment - Tim Hortons

http://i.imgur.com/B17sFKi.gifv

https://www.reddit.com/r/canada/comments/6qaw8p/rcanada_heritage_minutes_tim_hortons/
 
Official new theme song of all armoured units: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d3onSCvMUE
 
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