DHS Releases 5 Terrorists Into U.S. To Test National Security

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WASHINGTON—As part of its routine series of preparedness drills aimed at testing national security, the Department of Homeland Security announced Monday that it had set free the five most deadly foreign terrorists in U.S. custody.

"Protecting the American people is our highest priority, so it is crucial that we periodically put our country's safeguards to the test," DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano said during a press conference. "Only by loosing these dangerous extremists on our infrastructure, landmarks, and chemical or nuclear facilities can we properly assess our vulnerability to terrorist attacks."

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[vonGarvin]

Oi!

 

[PegcityNavy]

Wow wonderful idea, hey guys here's another idea find those 40 missing afghan translators that went missing.

 

[R933ex]

I love the onion

 

[Task]

What is the Onion? Is it akin to an online version of the Enquirer?

 

[gaspasser]

This must be some sort of stupid joke??  Perhaps they are persons with the same names and "back grounds" to test "big brother." Like actors or people paid to act like terrorists and see if they get caught?  Putting the real bad guys back into play..would be like relighting the fire after it's was put out but before it could do any damage.

Either that, or someone was really pissed off that day and said "frak the world...wanna p-me off...how's this>>>?"
Meh, my :2c:

 

[R933ex]

The Onion is THE The best news source in North America

 

[HItorMiss]

And you have ruined the joke... well done  :