BC cop finds couple naked in dumpster and...

[CougarKing]

;D

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/090424/koddities/brite_dumpster_sex

B.C. police officer catches man, woman having sex in garbage dumpster

SAANICH, B.C. - A Saanich, B.C., police officer who responded to a suspicious persons call probably wishes he hadn't after he stumbled upon two naked adults in a garbage dumpster.


The officer was called to a local parking lot early Friday morning, where he heard noises coming from the bin. He called out to the people inside but when no one responded, he approached the dumpster.


The 30-year-old woman and a 26-year-old man were oblivious to his presence.


The two adults were ordered to put their clothes on and get out of the dumpster.

The woman was told to go home, while the man was arrested on an unrelated matter...

 

[George Wallace]

Kinda adds a little more to the sayings most Coaches say at the end of Training:


"Hit the Showers!"

 

[Smirnoff123]

Kinda adds a little more to the sayings most Coaches say at the end of Training:


"Hit the Showers!"

Or brings the term "dumpster diving" to a new level. 

 

[Dissident]

Getting down and dirty.

 

[medicineman]

Wonder if they were anyone I know... >

MM

 

[fire_guy686]

They must have been pretty desperate. Nasty.

 

[mariomike]

Don't bother knockin' if this dumpster is rockin! "I told you s/he was trash!"

 

[Steel Badger]

Memories of Blackdown Park in 92.  During a nights stint as duty SGt I discovered 2 sigs types "two backed" beasting in a dumpster......in August!

 

[mariomike]

2 sigs types "two backed" beasting in a dumpster

William Shakespeare. Othello (1605): Iago: ' I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter and the Moor are now making the beast-with-two-backs .'
AKA "mish".

 

[aesop081]

"Hit the Showers!"

Oh he hit something alright........

 

[SoldierInTheMaking]

That's gross....dealing with that smell they must have been really desperate lol

 

[stukirkpatrick]

...truly, law enforcement sees all levels of hell...

 

[ENGINEERS WIFE]

Trashed? Cops chase garbage truck for 57 miles
Even shotgun blast to vehicle's engine fails to stop suspected drunk driver


updated 2:45 a.m. MT, Wed., April 29, 2009
LITTLE FALLS, Minn. - A 40-year-old man is behind bars after after leading deputies on a 57-mile chase — in a garbage truck.

At one point, a Morrison County sheriff's deputy tried to stop the truck by firing a shotgun into its engine.

Police said the pursuit started when authorities received a report Tuesday about an intoxicated man trying to get into a home. The man left, driving the truck, before deputies arrived.

Authorities said the driver swerved at squad cars and accelerated in reverse.

Deputies tried stopping the truck with stop sticks, but it kept going with several flat tires.

The driver eventually pulled over and was caught by a police dog as he ran into the woods.

The suspect was treated for dog bites, then jailed, pending charges


When I saw this, I thought this guy might be thinking....if you can't get the girl to the dumpster, maybe you can take it to her!! 

 

[VIChris]

Wonder if they were anyone I know... >

MM

I was thinking the exact same thing. A friend of mine has just started patrols with SPD. It would be a fitting first bust for the FNG, no?