Battle of Hoth revisionist history

[Spencer100]

C’mon, everyone knows that the Rebel Alliance pushed and prodded the Empire into attacking them. Those out-of-work senators should have just bowed down to Palpatine. The Rebel Alliance was all woke and stuff treating the alien species equally to humans. I mean, they made an Mon Calamari a Fleet Admiral. Gotta have diversity! And if Alderaan would have stopped sending arms and taxpayer money to those rebel scum, this horrible war would have ended much sooner, saving countless lives.

Truth

And the poor Trade Alliance before that. Those free enterprisers should have know going against the Canadian Naboo Dairy Lobby was never going to work. And that the Ottawa Coruscant central government would side with the monopolists and protectionists. And Trudeau I mean Jar Jar was just a patsy for Schwab Darth Sidious and Soros Palpatine and the WEF Dark Side.

 

[IKnowNothing]

I would have formed the Stormtroopers into 2 Divisons - a Light and a Heavy. The Stormtrooper Bns would be organized into 30/70 Bns with a mix of Regular and Reserve Stormtroopers. The AT-AT would be replaced with a CV-90 with various turret options. Scout troopers would be assigned to a LIB based in Petawawa.

Come now. Mon Mothma spent years dithering and misdirecting, focusing her social agenda. Years of apathy towards the Alliance armed forces, refusal to meet spending targets, and a byzantine bureaucracy left her cell underequipped to defend Hoth's arctic sovereignty or pull their weight in the collective defense of the Alliance- too few fighters to defend their airspace, too few speeders with sub-par anti-armor capability (and in a questionable state of repair), outdated, non-self propelled crew served weapons dating back to the clone war...

 

[armrdsoul77]

Adjust giant boob-nipple gun to fire at ground targets.

 

[OldSolduer]

Come now. Mon Mothma spent years dithering and misdirecting, focusing her social agenda. Years of apathy towards the Alliance armed forces, refusal to meet spending targets, and a byzantine bureaucracy left her cell underequipped to defend Hoth's arctic sovereignty or pull their weight in the collective defense of the Alliance- too few fighters to defend their airspace, too few speeders with sub-par anti-armor capability (and in a questionable state of repair), outdated, non-self propelled crew served weapons dating back to the clone war...

Hey stop talking about Canada like that!!!

drops mic and leaves quietly

 

[FJAG]