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Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Rick Hillier can kill him and take it.
Rick Hillier doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Rick Hillier what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Rick Hillier does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Rick Hillieris pain.
Rick Hillier is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
It was once believed that Rick Hillier actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Rick Hillier himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
Rick Hillier recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Rick Hillier.
If you can see Rick Hillier, he can see you. If you can't see Rick Hillier, you may be only seconds away from death.
On the 7th day, God rested.... Rick Hillier took over.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Rick Hillier.
Rick Hillier drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
A duck's quack does not echo. Rick Hillier is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.
If you want a list of Rick Hilliers enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Rick Hillier has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Rick Hillier once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Rick Hillier doesn't need to swallow when eating food.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Rick Hillier
Ironically, Rick Hilliers hidden talent is invisibility.
Rick Hillier eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
Rick Hillier owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Rick Hillier invented water.
Contrary to popular belief, Rick Hillier, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Rick Hillier is Luke Skywalker's real father.
Rick Hillier does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Rick Hillier doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Rick Hillier what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Rick Hillier does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Rick Hillieris pain.
Rick Hillier is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
It was once believed that Rick Hillier actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Rick Hillier himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
Rick Hillier recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Rick Hillier.
If you can see Rick Hillier, he can see you. If you can't see Rick Hillier, you may be only seconds away from death.
On the 7th day, God rested.... Rick Hillier took over.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Rick Hillier.
Rick Hillier drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
A duck's quack does not echo. Rick Hillier is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.
If you want a list of Rick Hilliers enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Rick Hillier has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Rick Hillier once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Rick Hillier doesn't need to swallow when eating food.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Rick Hillier
Ironically, Rick Hilliers hidden talent is invisibility.
Rick Hillier eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
Rick Hillier owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Rick Hillier invented water.
Contrary to popular belief, Rick Hillier, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Rick Hillier is Luke Skywalker's real father.
Rick Hillier does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
