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\\Technoviking said:You did. And now the police have you:
I wish that tomorrow will be a snow day! :snowman:
TV When I say younger I mean late 20's and early 30's..... >
\\Technoviking said:You did. And now the police have you:
I wish that tomorrow will be a snow day! :snowman:
Jim Seggie said:\\
TV When I say younger I mean late 20's and early 30's..... >
Technoviking said:Oh, I know. Of course, the idea is to take your wish and twist it into utter despair for you ;D
Technoviking said:I wish that tomorrow will be a snow day! :snowman:
airmich said:Granted. But then you wake up to find that you live in North Bay and are in the Air Force!!
I wish that divorces meant that ex's disappeared!
Sapplicant said:Done. This horse is amazing, this horse is strong, this horse is fast. You take it to Churchill Downs, to let it make a mock run. One of Ron Turcotte's grandchildren comes with you, to be the jockey. It explodes out of the gates, tears up the track. Your horse is just a givin'er down the final stretch, could it be? YES! 1:56.5 seconds, beating Secretariat's record by 3 seconds! However, as the horse is slowing down, it trips up, breaking 3 of its legs, one severely enough that it has to be euthanized.
But, hey. At least you got to beat a dead horse.
JMesh said:I wish I could play trumpet as well as Adolph Herseth.
Sigs Pig said:Granted: http://www.badattitude.com/
But when the strings were tightened, seven ribs broke, punctured your lungs and you 'drowned'.
I wish the snow we are having would let up.
ME
And so you shall.Sapplicant said:I wish I could get Picaroon's in Ontario.
Ignatius J. Reilly said:I wish my landlord would get around to fixing one of my storm windows.