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> usual stuff about the Fair Dealings Act, and such
http://home.hamptonroads.com/stories/print.cfm?story=107685&ran=115699
larceny of poultry Who knew that was even an actual charge? BWAhahahahaha!
http://home.hamptonroads.com/stories/print.cfm?story=107685&ran=115699
BWAAAAAAAhahahahahahaha! I couldn't make something like this up!Police arrest naked man after he flails car with a stolen pigeon
By AARON APPLEGATE, The Virginian-Pilot
© July 18, 2006
Last updated: 11:43 PM
SUFFOLK - A naked man clutching a pigeon was arrested over the weekend after beating the bird against a car.
Two Whaleyville residents had just pulled into their driveway Friday night when Juan Lopez, 30, of Kellam Road in Virginia Beach came up and repeatedly pounded the pigeon on the car, police said. The people got out of the car and went to a neighbor's house, where they called the police.
After a short chase, police caught Lopez in nearby woods.
"I'm not sure whether he's mentally disturbed or under the influence of narcotics, but he was obviously having some sort of issue that night," said Lt. Debbie George, Suffolk Police Department spokeswoman.
Police discovered that Lopez had destroyed two of the home?owners' bird cages, freeing 15 small chickens and four pigeons. He killed four birds, George said.
Lopez was treated at Sentara Obici Hospital for cuts and scratches. He's charged with burglary, destruction of property, and larceny of poultry.
larceny of poultry Who knew that was even an actual charge? BWAhahahahaha!