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Christmas Carols for the Disturbed (to lighten the mood!)

PMedMoe

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CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
 
ROFL.... ah.... that makes the two of us Piper... that makes the two of us.
 
Weeweechu



One beautiful December evening Pedro and his
girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean.
It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said,
"Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu.
I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.
"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the
moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."


Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time,
we'll do Weeweechu."



Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....






"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!


NOW GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER….
 
Started the following one festive season upon being posted to a navy base....

Care to continue?

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the Mess
Not a PO was stirring
They're all pissed I guess

The Chiefs are all hanging their heads in the loo
The bar staff are in there
Cause they're shitfaced too.
 
Rodahn said:
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the Mess
Not a PO was stirring
They're all pissed I guess

The Chiefs are all hanging their heads in the loo
The bar staff are in there
Cause they're shitfaced too.
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When outside the Mess there arose such a clatter
I sprang from the toilet to see what was the matter
Away to the door, I crawled like a snail
Tore up my kneecaps and stubbed my toenail

The streetlights were shining, it made my eyes sore
As I lay there in pain on the cold, slushy floor
When what to my bloodshot eyes did show up
But the duty officer who was holding a cup
With a lot of liquor, so bitter and clear
I knew in a moment it must be more beer
 
GAP said:
Weeweechu



One beautiful December evening Pedro and his
girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean.
It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said,
"Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu.
I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.
"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the
moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."


Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time,
we'll do Weeweechu."



Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....






"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!


NOW GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.
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Get our minds out of the gutter??? What would be the fun in that???? Or, are we encroaching on your space???
 
PMedMoe said:
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
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Source of these carols seems to be in the UK. This article is proof that the UK is losing it's sense of humour. Come back Monty Python, all is forgiven!


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=503676&in_page_id=1770
 
PMedMoe said:
[quote author=Rodahn]Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the Mess
Not a PO was stirring
They're all pissed I guess

The Chiefs are all hanging their heads in the loo
The bar staff are in there
Cause they're shitfaced too.
Click to expand...

When outside the Mess there arose such a clatter
I sprang from the toilet to see what was the matter
Away to the door, I crawled like a snail
Tore up my kneecaps and stubbed my toenail

The streetlights were shining, it made my eyes sore
As I lay there in pain on the cold, slushy floor
When what to my bloodshot eyes did show up
But the duty officer who was holding a cup
With a lot of liquor, so bitter and clear
I knew in a moment it must be more beer
[/quote]

I grimaced and took it, not saying a word,
For I knew if I spoke it would only be slurred.
He said something; I'm not quite sure what he mumbled
As off back to the mess I had already stumbled.

Then I came to a sight that near made me despair;
Betwixt me and the bar there lay three flights of stairs!
It stopped me quite cold, my drunk haze turned to fear-
How would I reach the top without spilling my beer?


;D
 
Thanks all.  Just what I need to bring a laugh on a boring Duty Watch.  I'll have to share this with the other disturbed minds in the shop.
 
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