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15 Things (NOT) to do at Walmart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when
they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell them "Code 3 in Housewares" and see
what they do.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why
can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick
your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK
ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
And, last, but
not least!
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while; and then
yell, very loudly, "Hey!, There is no toilet paper in here!"
Personally, I've only tried on Womens clothing, rode tricycles around until told to stop and got kicked out of the fishing/hunting department for being "wreckless" with the plastic ducks. In my younger years..of course :
;D
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when
they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell them "Code 3 in Housewares" and see
what they do.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why
can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick
your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK
ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
And, last, but
not least!
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while; and then
yell, very loudly, "Hey!, There is no toilet paper in here!"
Personally, I've only tried on Womens clothing, rode tricycles around until told to stop and got kicked out of the fishing/hunting department for being "wreckless" with the plastic ducks. In my younger years..of course :
;D
